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Eight principles for building software without asking permission.
Dispatches from the outer edge.
01Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything. A shipped product with rough edges beats a perfect prototype that never leaves localhost. We deploy on Fridays. We push to main. We fix forward. The graveyard is full of beautiful wireframes.
02Every dependency is a liability. Every SaaS subscription is a lease on someone else's roadmap. We self-host what matters, open-source what we can, and build what nobody else will. The MBA Efficiency Paradox says optimizing metrics destroys the human resonance that created value. We optimize for resonance.
03A small team with taste, tools, and AI can outship an entire department. No sprint planning. No standups. No permission. Just focus, velocity, and relentless iteration. The Tiffany lamp, not the fluorescent tube.
04Preserve inefficient beauty. Friction creates meaning. Every pixel is intentional. Every animation serves a purpose. We study Fitts’s Law, cognitive load theory, and somatic markers — then we make it look like a cyberpunk anime. Design is not decoration. It’s the product.
05Zero venture capital. Zero runway anxiety. Zero board meetings. Revenue comes from shipping things people want to pay for, not from convincing rich strangers that hockey sticks are real. Independence is the product. Everything else is a feature.
06AI isn’t a feature we bolt on — it’s how we build. Intelligence should be embedded in the product, not stapled to the side. AI writes code, tests usability, generates content, and catches bugs. Humans provide taste, direction, and the audacity to ship six products from one studio.
07IRONCLAD isn’t optional. Every commit passes type checks, lint, tests, and accessibility audits. Every component uses design tokens. Every deploy gets AI usability testing. Shortcuts are for keyboards, not code. Enshittification starts when you stop caring.
08Share the journey, protect the details. Obfuscated check-ins, snarky progress bars, and vibes-only updates until launch day. Then — everything, all at once, no warning. No algorithms. No noise. Just signal.