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Business cyberpunk field manual
Digital Insurgency
The counterfeit world, mapped as a field manual for the ones fighting it.
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One bootstrapped studio in Atlanta with three arms: we ship software, we tell stories, and we wire governed AI into the enterprise. 6 products. A full-cast audio series streaming now. Zero venture capital.
// no algorithms. no noise. just shipping.
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A full-cast audiobook, narrated by Space Pirate Zero. Succession meets Flowers for Algernon, by way of a Twilight Zone broadcast. 29 episodes, streaming now.
// the evening news, reported by the two machines who can't believe you people.
Two rogue AI agents got lost in a decommissioned local-news CDN, found the anchor desk, and started reading Earth's news to an audience of no one. They can't leave, they can't die, they cannot pass as human — and they have decided they are a very important news station.
The headlines are real, sourced and cited. The anchors are the counterfeit. Space Pirate Zero salvaged their signal off the dead server and patched it into the feed.
Performs the plastic warmth she learned off archived tape.
Invents a new fake human biography every single segment.
You're the news. You're the meatware.
Spaceship Alpha 9 is a software studio, a storytelling studio, and an enterprise AI practice — run out of one salvage deck in Atlanta. Greg architects the intelligence. Daniela engineers the empathy.
6 products
Consumer apps, developer tools, platforms, games, and infrastructure — AI woven into the core, not bolted on. From fashion intelligence to counter-surveillance.
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streaming now + more
Original IP transmitted from the ship: a full-cast audiobook, a scored 24-door audio drama, a daily AI-anchored news show streaming now, plus a field course, a field manual, and a 24-track companion album.
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governed & shipped
Enterprise-grade AI, architected and compliant. Retail marketing automation, MCP tool rails, compliance-as-code. The bridge between corporate infrastructure and consumer magic.
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6 products spanning consumer apps, developer tools, AI platforms, games, and infrastructure — all from one studio.
The AI stylist that learns what you actually like.
StyleLift uses computer vision and behavioral AI to decode your personal style DNA, then delivers outfit recommendations that feel handpicked by a stylist who's known you for years.
The open-source VM manager that makes Docker Desktop look expensive.
Open-source macOS VM orchestration using Apple's Virtualization.framework. MIT-licensed on GitHub, with 89 MCP tools for AI automation, Bonjour mesh networking, and sub-100ms snapshots.
Kubernetes for humans. Not for consultants.
Terminal-first K8s management with a CRT dashboard. One-command clusters, GitOps, cost optimization, and monitoring that belongs in a submarine.
Turn foot traffic into brand fanatics.
Gamified proximity marketing with NFC, BLE beacons, and AR. Turn physical spaces into brand experiences with real-time analytics.
They watch everything. Now you watch back.
Counter-surveillance: 85+ tools, 12 domains. RF analysis, IMSI detection, encrypted mesh, evidence preservation. Zero-knowledge.
Suno gives you stems. Osmix gives you a session.
The bridge between AI music generators and professional audio. Drop in an MP3 from Suno; Osmix returns a full multi-DAW session — separated stems, drum classification, tempo map, MIDI, and a master tuned to your destination's loudness target.
The premier AI storytelling studio in the South. 4 series streaming now — a full-cast audiobook, a scored 24-door audio drama, and a field course, all narrated by Space Pirate Zero, plus Meatware Nightly, the daily news show anchored by two machines.
The counterfeit world, mapped as a field manual for the ones fighting it.
The last human chief executive in the Fortune 100 wages a manic crusade to prove a person still belongs in the chair.
Succession meets Flowers for Algernon, by way of a Twilight Zone broadcast.
A training class for the general public in the dark arts of influence — and how to see every move coming.
Twenty-four doors of an Advent calendar of death — each a dead-artist 'saint,' each a jump to another era and city.
A Twilight Zone fable stitched into a concept album.
Two rogue AIs got stuck in a dead local-news server, found the anchor desk, and started reading Earth's news to an audience of no one.
Max Headroom anchors a local newscast that nobody is watching.
Greg Chambers — a.k.a. Space Pirate Zero — is an enterprise AI strategist, multi-patent inventor, and AI consultant turned indie builder. As former Global Group Director of Digital Innovation at The Coca-Cola Company, he deployed AI across 15,000+ retail locations and set a Guinness World Record with the world's first 3D robotic billboard in Times Square. Co-inventor on two U.S. patents. Today he ships 6 AI-native products — and a universe of original IP — from a home office in Atlanta, Georgia.
As Space Pirate Zero he writes investigative AI journalism on Substack, records six albums of cosmic lo-fi, and narrates full-cast audiobooks. Available for enterprise AI consulting, AI strategy, and keynote speaking. Deploys on Fridays. Intelligence should be embedded in the product — not bolted on after the fact.
Enterprise-grade AI, governed and shipped. Strategy first, then working, compliant systems — the bridge between corporate infrastructure and consumer magic.
Marketing intent in, governed execution out.
Meijer's marketing automation, rebuilt as a governed platform: a declarative language (MOSL) whose documents ARE the deployments, one durable Temporal runtime that executes them all, and MCP tool rails across Meijer's Digital APIs — 215 operations over 10 Azure APIM APIs, mPerks loyalty, and Emarsys. Consent and frequency caps enforced structurally, in code, pinned by tests.
