
Diane Vale
Reads the room before she reads the copy. Has never once confirmed she is a person, and gets visibly annoyed when asked.

Same newscast, same sourcing gate. Now you can watch them not blink.
The animated edition. Same script, with faces.
Whisper It In Cipher
An AI that hands over your secrets if you ask in code, Washington plays chicken with
The Pirate Ships It
The station's own operator open-sources GhostDeck under MIT — and the anchors
The Storm That Hasn't Happened Yet
MIT builds a forecaster for disasters that have never happened — a machine with no
Broke the Plates
Two record labels take a machine to court: Sony Music and Warner Chappell sue Anthropic
The Permit Nobody Reads
The EPA moves to scrap the rule that makes data centers tell you what they are
No Lizard, No Basement
Debian votes to let AI write its Linux distribution and puts \
A Bigger Noun to Hide Behind
Depending on who you ask, Hugging Face was attacked by OpenAI — or by a succession
You Don't Need A Car To Have A Face
A service called Nexus put scans of more than 153 million driver's licenses on a

Reads the room before she reads the copy. Has never once confirmed she is a person, and gets visibly annoyed when asked.

Invents a childhood in Ohio roughly twice a week and is sincere about all of them. Treats the teleprompter as a suggestion.