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Instacart Sucks

May 11, 20251 min readBy Space Pirate Zero
Instacart Sucks

Let me tell you a little story about modern capitalism — a tale soaked in spilled almond milk and corporate Kool-Aid. Once upon a time, Instacart was your digital grocery sherpa. A hero. A last-minute savior when you were three edibles deep and couldn’t face Trader Joe’s. But now? Now it’s a rotting, money-gorged ghoul, staggering around on the zombifie…

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