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The Meatware Report

The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz

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The Meatware Report — Tee — Bone on black

The Meatware Report — Tee

from$15.45at cost

The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz

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Heavyweight tee, black

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The Meatware Report — Sleeveless — Bone on black

The Meatware Report — Sleeveless

from$16.27at cost

The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: when the sleeves would only slow you down. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz

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Sleeveless, black

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The Meatware Report — Women's Tee — Bone on black

The Meatware Report — Women's Tee

from$18.55at cost

The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz

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Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black

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The Meatware Report — Tumbler — Bone on black

The Meatware Report — Tumbler

$20.45at cost

The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Wear it: to the office you're about to quit, or the one you already did. Woven from signal, mostly. Some cotton. —spz

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Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black

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Sticker

The Meatware Report — Sticker — Bone on black

The Meatware Report — Sticker

$2.29at cost

The Meatware Report, from Meatware Nightly — the segment where the machines explain the humans back to themselves, slightly wrong, entirely confident. Stick it: wherever a small honest signal belongs. Not affiliated with any real brand, which is the point. —spz

Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch

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