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Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Best paired with a bad attitude and a good reason. —spz
Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Best paired with a bad attitude and a good reason. —spz
Heavyweight tee, black
Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Wear it: summer, the gym, the pit, and any heat where sleeves are a lie. Machine-washable; the existential dread is not. —spz
Sleeveless, black
Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Best paired with a bad attitude and a good reason. —spz
Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black
Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Wear it: doom-scrolling, dive bars, and staring contests with the algorithm. Best paired with a bad attitude and a good reason. —spz
Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
Woody Creek, 2005. “Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.” He wrote his own exit years early and then kept his word. A door on his own terms. Stick it: on the back of a road case, next to the ones that mean something. Legally distinct from a warning label. Emotionally identical. —spz
Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch