
The Honest Machine — Tee
from$15.45The machine with a mirror for a face, and a whole 1970s sunburst behind it. It's not a monster — it just shows you exactly what you fed it. That's the scary part. Wear it: to shows, to funerals for brands, to the kind of party where someone asks what it means. Will outlast the trend that made you buy it. —spz
