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A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Wear it: summer, the gym, the pit, and any heat where sleeves are a lie. Legally distinct from a warning label. Emotionally identical. —spz
That is the whole sum. $15.38 for the item, $4.49 to ship it, and nothing left over — the shop is wired so a sale can never bill the studio and can never pay it either. The book spends twenty-four doors on the line between a signal and its merch, and the only honest way to sell a shirt off the back of that argument is to show you the arithmetic and take none of it.