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A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Full-colour groovy, black
A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Wear it: summer, the gym, the pit, and any heat where sleeves are a lie. Legally distinct from a warning label. Emotionally identical. —spz
Full-colour groovy, black sleeveless
A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Women's premium tee (AS Colour), black
A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Wear it: out loud, front and centre, one clean read from across the room. If someone compliments it, they've passed the test. —spz
Insulated tumbler w/ straw, black
A beige smiley cracking down the middle while the honest one grins through. Counterfeit kills; this shirt is the antidote, in full retro colour. Stick it: on the back of a road case, next to the ones that mean something. Will outlast the trend that made you buy it. —spz
Die-cut vinyl, 3 inch